I love cursing!
Get the damn shit fuck outa here, witcha bitch ass!
My name is Taylor, I have beer, and that makes me awesome.
Your name is Stupid-Life, your breath smells like eggs, and you suck.
I need another job.
All the way not sleepy and I want some damn candy
Baaaaaaaaah!
Oh I’m so bored! Somebody come up with some good ideas.
I = Bored
Came in to work today EARLY AS FUCK!
Followed a Prozac with a Monster. Feel like the king of the world and I have a dick and I wanna destroy shit with it.
Dear Tumblr,
Get your shit together
I’m at work, I have to poop, and I’m the only one here. If we get robbed, I’m not taking the blame. Blame the chili.
It’s too hot in this bitch
I WANNA GO HOME!
Dammit! My foot fell asleep!
Anybody in Houston wanna bring tacos to my job?
New phone or ink?
Stages of poop
(>_<) (°_°) (0_0) (^_^)
Work = Boring
But I’d rather get paid to be bored, than do it at home for free lol.
:X bffffft :D XD >XD
When children are getting shots.
