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I'm too lazy to go poop.
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Mexican Oysters
A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, ‘What is that you just served?’ The waiter replied, ‘Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are called...
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Spend hours posting pictures of shit that has nothing to do with you
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Lol you really thought forgiving you was for your...
Forgiveness isn’t for you, it’s for me. Why should I spend the next 5 years of my life mad about some shit you probably won’t even remember? Now, that doesn’t mean I have to be your friend, like you, trust you, look at you twice, or have you anywhere close to my life. I still love you, but that’s only because that’s what Jesus said I have to do. You’ve...
