Jenius

Oy! I'm Taylor. I'm the only one smart enough to "genius" it with a J. I'm 24. Houston, TX = Home! Southwest, foooool! I'm a guitarist in a bitchin band called Jon Purpose. I'm in love with most fit chicks and women with tattoos/piercings. Now that we've met, you should buy me candy. Why? Because you like me. Then you should buy me ice cream. Why? Because you love me. THEN we should make out. Why? Because if you're still reading this, you wanna sex me up :{D ← Pervy mustache
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  • striiiiiider:

foresabaly:

holynipples:

smilingtommo:

i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles
and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”
and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 
so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg
why did you do this 
mom i know u can hear me
wHY 
WHY TELL ME 
HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

Indeed. It is always a fabulous post.

She’s the person maths warned us about. 

    striiiiiider:

    foresabaly:

    holynipples:

    smilingtommo:

    i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles

    and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax”

    and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” 

    so i go to the fridge and open the freezer omg

    why did you do this 

    mom i know u can hear me

    wHY 

    WHY TELL ME 

    HOW DID YOU EVEN FIND THIS MANY TO BUY AT ONE TIME OMG

    I JUST NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK

    Indeed. It is always a fabulous post.

    She’s the person maths warned us about. 

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  • fit-black-girls:

Happy Hump Day! Messing around in front of the mirror, you know, something new and different for me 😜#QualityTimeInFrontOfTheMirror. Wake up. Mirror. Workout. Mirror. Eat. Mirror. Sleep. Repeat.

    fit-black-girls:

    Happy Hump Day! Messing around in front of the mirror, you know, something new and different for me 😜#QualityTimeInFrontOfTheMirror. Wake up. Mirror. Workout. Mirror. Eat. Mirror. Sleep. Repeat.

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E21

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    E21

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    me

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